January 11, 2011
The American people are sheep. They're comfortable, rich, working. It's like the Romans, they're happy with bread and their spectator sports. The Super Bowl means more to them than any right.
Jack Kevorkian
Posted by Chloe Moreno. Posted In : Life
January 11, 2011
Right now, I'm working with Super Bakery and we manufacture nutritional donuts called Super Donuts.
Franco Harris
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December 2, 2010
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Woody Allen Continue reading...
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December 2, 2010
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde Continue reading...
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December 2, 2010
All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
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December 2, 2010
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
Homer Simpson Continue reading...
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December 2, 2010
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns Continue reading...
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December 2, 2010
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Mae West Continue reading...
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December 2, 2010
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips Continue reading...
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October 24, 2010
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
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