October 24, 2010
A billion hours ago, human life appeared on earth. A billion minutes ago, Christianity emerged. A billion Coca Colas ago was yesterday morning.
-- Unknown (from a Coca-Cola report)
Posted by Chloe Moreno. Posted In : Life
October 24, 2010
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
-- Jerry Seinfield Continue reading...
Posted by Chloe Moreno. Posted In : Life
October 24, 2010
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
-- Chris Rock Continue reading...
Posted by Chloe Moreno. Posted In : Life
October 24, 2010
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
-- Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry, 1971) Continue reading...
Posted by Chloe Moreno. Posted In : Movies
October 24, 2010
I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
-- Clint Eastwood (from Pink Cadillac, 1989 - John Eskow) Continue reading...
Posted by Chloe Moreno. Posted In : Movies
October 24, 2010
I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.
-- Jim Loy Continue reading...
Posted by Chloe Moreno. Posted In : Life
October 19, 2010
Mum comes in and says `I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked doing a dance.
-- Kelly Osbourne Continue reading...
Posted by Chloe Moreno. Posted In : Parents
October 19, 2010
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
-- Josh Billings Continue reading...
Posted by Chloe Moreno. Posted In : Parents
October 19, 2010
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.
-- Jack Nicholson Continue reading...
Posted by Chloe Moreno. Posted In : Parents
October 19, 2010
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
-- Matthew Broderick (on Sarah-Jessica Parker's in-laws. Quoted in Sunday Mail, 26 Jan 2003) Continue reading...
Posted by Chloe Moreno. Posted In : Parents
