Posted by Chloe Moreno on Tuesday, January 11, 2011,
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Life
The American people are sheep. They're comfortable, rich, working. It's like the Romans, they're happy with bread and their spectator sports. The Super Bowl means more to them than any right.
Jack Kevorkian Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Tuesday, January 11, 2011,
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Life
Right now, I'm working with Super Bakery and we manufacture nutritional donuts called Super Donuts.
Franco Harris
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Posted by Chloe Moreno on Thursday, December 2, 2010,
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Life
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Woody Allen Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Thursday, December 2, 2010,
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Life
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Thursday, December 2, 2010,
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Life
All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
Alexander Woollcott Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Thursday, December 2, 2010,
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Tv show
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
Homer Simpson Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Thursday, December 2, 2010,
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Movies
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Thursday, December 2, 2010,
In :
Life
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Mae West Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Thursday, December 2, 2010,
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Life
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Sunday, October 24, 2010,
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Life
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
-- Stephen Wright Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Sunday, October 24, 2010,
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Life
A billion hours ago, human life appeared on earth. A billion minutes ago, Christianity emerged. A billion Coca Colas ago was yesterday morning.
-- Unknown (from a Coca-Cola report) Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Sunday, October 24, 2010,
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Life
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
-- Jerry Seinfield Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Sunday, October 24, 2010,
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Life
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
-- Chris Rock Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Sunday, October 24, 2010,
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Movies
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
-- Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry, 1971) Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Sunday, October 24, 2010,
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Movies
I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
-- Clint Eastwood (from Pink Cadillac, 1989 - John Eskow) Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Sunday, October 24, 2010,
In :
Life
I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.
-- Jim Loy Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Tuesday, October 19, 2010,
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Parents
Mum comes in and says `I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked doing a dance.
-- Kelly Osbourne Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Tuesday, October 19, 2010,
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Parents
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
-- Josh Billings Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Tuesday, October 19, 2010,
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Parents
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.
-- Jack Nicholson Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Tuesday, October 19, 2010,
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Parents
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
-- Matthew Broderick (on Sarah-Jessica Parker's in-laws. Quoted in Sunday Mail, 26 Jan 2003) Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Tuesday, October 19, 2010,
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Parents
Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
-- Joe Namath Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Tuesday, October 19, 2010,
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Relationships
"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Tuesday, October 19, 2010,
In :
Life
yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Tuesday, October 19, 2010,
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Friends
I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Monday, October 18, 2010,
In :
Life
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ~Author Unknown Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Monday, October 18, 2010,
In :
Life
College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Robert Frost Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Monday, October 18, 2010,
In :
Relationships
Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.-- Anonymous Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Monday, October 18, 2010,
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Relationships
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.-- Adrienne Gusoff Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Monday, October 18, 2010,
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Friends
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
- C.S. Lewis Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Monday, October 18, 2010,
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Friends
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." - Bernard Meltzer Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Monday, October 18, 2010,
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Relationships
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith Continue reading ...
Posted by Unknown on Monday, October 18, 2010,
In :
Life
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Continue reading ...
Posted by Unknown on Monday, October 18, 2010,
In :
Friends
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Continue reading ...
Posted by Unknown on Monday, October 18, 2010,
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Relationships
   “I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."”\
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