Posted by Chloe Moreno on Tuesday, October 19, 2010,
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Mum comes in and says `I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked doing a dance.
-- Kelly Osbourne Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Tuesday, October 19, 2010,
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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
-- Josh Billings Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Tuesday, October 19, 2010,
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.
-- Jack Nicholson Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Tuesday, October 19, 2010,
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
-- Matthew Broderick (on Sarah-Jessica Parker's in-laws. Quoted in Sunday Mail, 26 Jan 2003) Continue reading ...
Posted by Chloe Moreno on Tuesday, October 19, 2010,
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Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
-- Joe Namath Continue reading ...
